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During a sexual session
the girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"

Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"
Girl: "No, when u get in to the
tunnel u loose da network"

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AGE OF BOOBS:

14 to 16 LEMON,
17 to 22 ORANGE,
23 to 28 MANGO,
29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT,
41 to 60 USED PILLOW,
Beyond 60 DEFLATED BALLOON.

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What do u get when u have sex
with a judge, banker & architect?

Judge- Honourable discharge,
Banker- Premature withdrawal,
Architect- Illegal erection!!

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Touch it gently...
Put ur finger inside..
If da hole is big put three fingers..
Rub it up & down gently.......
that's the right way of
washing the glass!!!

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Every married man keeps
wondering every evening:

Should i go out and look
at what i cannot fuck or ...
Stay home and fuck
what i cannot look at?

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Dentist didnt get erection on
wedding night so he used finger.

Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling.

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A man sees on a girls t-shirt
it says "handle with care"

Next day he wears a jeans &
writes "candle with hair"

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Q. What is the difference between
a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her
crack and sell it again.

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Why was the two piece
swimsuit invented?

2 separate the HAIRY section
from the DAIRY section!!

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Q: A guy breaks up with
his GF & pushes her down
from da 24th floor.
Amazingly she survives..... How??

A: New WHISPER with wings...
Never Lets You Down!

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Whats the difference between
a chicken and a baby?

Chicken is the result of a sitting hen
while the baby is the result of standing cock

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Q.) What do a Rubix cube and
a penis have in common?

A.) The longer u play with them,
the harder they get.

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How wud u tell ur galfriend if
u want to go to toilet on 1st date.

Dear I've to go to shake hands with
my close friend with whom I'm going
to introduce u later

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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.

Friend: How was ur first night?

Man: She charged Rs100 for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry & Rs500 for no helmet.

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If a black man has sex with a white girl using
a pink condom what color the child will be ?
A: Still thinking! Arrey he's using a condom

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NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a Gal.

D Police questioned her.

She said: Hero Honda PLEASURE !!
Y Should Boys Have All the Fun?

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Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag
like reading National Geographic?

Sam: Coz in both u'll get to see
a lot of gr8 places, which u'll
never get to visit.

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What do a woman and an
airplane have in common?

A: They both have a cockpit.

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Women's tennis is more complicated to watch
Coz in every shot three balls bounce & u r
in a confusion which balls to watch..

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4 toothpaste ad they show teeth
4 hair oil they show hair
4 face cream they show face
But 4 Whisper & Condoms
they r not showing anything,
that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago

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