A irish woman goes to the docter and says to the docter. "docter!, i need the pill."why?" asks the docter! "i can’t just prescribe pills just like that! irish woman says " but i need the pill i’m desperate plaese!" docter says " but listen! your six months pregnant" irish woman says "but it’s just that my husband has found another hole and i don’t want a hump on my back".
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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!
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Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window…!
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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!
The fourth part in the free, funny, Doctor Doctor jokes collection.
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?
Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!
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Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don’t talk rubbish!
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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later.
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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there
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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO…
What’s wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms!
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Well sit still and don’t stir!
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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m a bee
Buzz off can’t you see I’m busy?
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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?
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Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible!
What sister?