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Prem Ma Nindra Haruchha re. Kasaile ma sanga pani Lov garos…….Kina ki

   KHUB NINDRA LAGCHHA Yaar. !!

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Timi mero Aagan ma aayu, Little Muskaau, Little Lajau, Little Daraau…. Ani

   Jorle Chichyau….A KHALI SISI, PURANA KAGAJ !!

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.Rajesh Ko Big, Niruta Ko Small, RAKCHHK ma Agadi Bata, SHAHAR ma

   Pachhadi Bata, RAHAR ma aghi Pachhi Dubai TiraBata…K ho yesto ?

   Tyo ho, English ko Letter “R”


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.Q:A Lovi BAHUN  Jhapa  STD call Garnu Parda,  K garla ?

   A: Jhapa Pugera Local cal Garchha.

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.A Magar Wants To Divorce .

  Juz: 3 Santan Kasari Barabari Bhag Lauchhau ?

  Limbu: Next year Divorce garchhu.

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.Mangalsutra  K Ho ?

  Kamasutra use Garne License.

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1.I lov u.

   I love u.

   I lov u.

   I lov u.

   Kina Bhane,

Chidiakhana ma lekheko Chha-‘ Janawar lai maya Garau.’

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1.Boy: If  I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? 

  Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura Sworgalok Ghumna Sakthiyo,

   Beech Batai Farkiyo .

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.  Sansarma jaba  Janmiau, Gara yesto Kaam,

     Sansarma jaba  Janmiau, Gara yesto Kaam,

     Jun Jun Galli ma Janchhau,

     Bachha haru BABA bhanun Lidai Timro Naam.

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