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VISITOR SMS

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"VACANCY"

Post : True Friend

 Eligbility: Loving & caring

 Experience : Not Required

Duty: 2 S M S Everyday

 Salary: Never ending Love & care !!!!!

>>>>>> hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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Friend R those who care without hesitation

 who love without limitation

who remember even without communication !!!!!

 >>>>>> hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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 NA CHAHO KISIKO ITNA V TUMARI CHAHAT.

TUMARI MAJBURI BANJAYE PAR CHAHO KISKIKO ITNA KI TUMARI CHAHAT USKE LIA JARURI BAN JAYE I

 >>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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One beautiful heart is better than Thousand beautiful faces !! So choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces!!!

>>>>>> jokesnepal@yahoo.com

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Love Me or Hate Me both r Advantages 4 Me

 If u love me I will B in ur Heart

N if u hate me I will B in ur Mind :

 So Choice is Urs where u Want to Keep ME !!!!!

 >>>>>> sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Aaj- Didar

Kal- yaar

Parso- Pyaar

Phir- Ekraar

Phir- Intzar

Phir- Takrar

Phir- Darar

Saari Mehnat Bekaar

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur Devdas at Beer Bar

 >>>>>> Sanu

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Give laugh 2 all But  Smile 2 One

Give Cheers 2 all But Heart 2 one

 Let Everybody Love U

 But U Love  One !!!!!

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Phul: khusbu k lie

Pyar: nivane k lie

Aankhe: dil churane k lie

Khuc: muskurane k lie

A SMS: aapko meri yaad dilane Aur Naya Barshako Shuvakamana k lie .

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Never ask for a kiss, just take it.
Never ask for a hug, just give it.
Never ask do u Love me? Say I Love u.
Never say I can't live without u, say I live for U

>>>>>> hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai who !!!!!

>>>>>> hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du !!!!!

 >>>>>> hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain!!!!!

>>>>>> hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi.

>>>>>> MUSKAAAN

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Sometime  U miss me but  most of time I do ,

Sometime  U S M S me but Most of time I do ,

Sometime  U 4get me thatss the only thing I never DO !!!!!

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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SMS to bas  ek bahana taha .

Aap Ke pass jo aana tha .

Aap hamein yaad kare ya nakare koi baat nahi ;

par aap hamain yaad aate ho. bas itna batana tha .

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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I can't live without U .

 U  R in my Breath

n in my Blood.

 U R the one who gave me life.

"hello" Yatri  I m talking about Oxygen.......!!!!!

>>>>>> Naughty Kaali

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Ek Ladki thi Diwani si ,

 Ek Ladke par wo marti thi ,

 Chori Chori Chupke-Chupke SMS kiya karti thi,

 Ku6 kahana tha sayad usko ,

 per mobile ke bill se darti thi !!!!

>>>>>>  hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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D se dil

D se dard

D se dillagi

D se deewangi

par D se itne dur bhi naa ho jana ke S se sms bhi naa vej sako !!!

>>>>>> Sanu

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Chandrama Vanda Pyaro Chadani......

Chadani vanda Pyaro Raat,,,,,,,,,,

Raat Vanda Pyaro Jindagi ani Tyo vanda Ni pyaro vaat .....!!!!!

>>>>>> Sanu

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Wltida Paltida Raat Biteko Thiyo...Wltida Paltida Raat Biteko Thiyo...

Timro Yaad Ma Haina Priye Mero Daat(teath) dukheko thiyo......!!!!

>>>>>> Sanu

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subash le ful lai yeuta ahasas banayo........

ful le gulaf lai kehi khash banayo..........

love le maya lai yeuta pyash banayo....

yo maya le kati lai Pyaro ani Devdash banayo

>>>>>> Sanu

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Apko milne ka man karta hi ...

manko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga...

dilko behelaya to aankhe ro padi . ....

unhe chup karaya to saase bol padi  I MISS U

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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A drop of water Lost Identity

when it falls on Lake But when its on a lotus ,

it shines like A pearl . I don't care other thousand call but expected your 1 call ....

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Dosti Suraj jaise nahi jo raatoko chali jaye

 Dosti chand jasi V nai jo din mein dekhai na de

 Dosti ho to aansu jaise jo khusi Aur gum do no mein saath de  ........

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Little keys can open big Locks, Simple words can express great thaghts .

A text from U never fails 2 make me smile the whole day through

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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When love fails , Emtns work when emetns fails Memories work

when memories fails wors worlk

 when words fails Tearz work

when every thing fails BACARDi work , bacardi=? do u know ?.....

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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I trust U is a better compliment then I LOVE U

Bcoz U  may nt always Trust the person U love

 But U can always love the person U Trust ......

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Old friend r gold ,

 New friends may be diamond ,

 don't forget the gold coz  2 hold a diamond u always need a base of gold !!!

>>>>>>Sanju

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A Chinese Couple named their 1st babe -chingchang,

2nd-chang chin kong,

 3rd a negro was born they named it some thing Rong

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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The Smile is like a Simcard

N life is like a Cell Phone

 when u insert the simcard of a smile

 A Beautiful day is activated !!

keep smiling

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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If u fall in river der is a boat,

if u fall in a well der is a Rope,

 bt if u fall in Love der is no hope!!!

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Chahane se kohi chiz apne nai hoti .

Har muskurahat khusi nai hoti ,

Kehna tochahate hai bahut ku6 magar kav alfazto kav juban saath nai hoti !!!!

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Like the treen needs the Earth

Like the Nite needs the Moon

Like the Stars needs the Sky

Like the Guitar needs the Tune like wise I need U !!

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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hey my love ek KISS karo na ->
!
!
!
!
k.i.s.s means
k= koi
i= interesting
s= sms
s= send karo na, samjhe buddhu ?

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com


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Timi Sangai Saath hinde mero chahana

Jindagilai Sajadine meroKamana

Mero Mitho sapana lai safal parideu

Sadai vari satha banne bacha garideu

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com


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Aausiko Raat ma haina malai

Purnima ko joon ma vetna khoja

Taal ko gahirahi ma haina malai

Timi vitra ko Dil ma mahasus garne gara

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Malai samjhi kahile kahi Yaad lige pug6a

Bolna baru garo lage muskai diye pug6a

Samjhana Rakhi hiordayama sajai diye pug6a

Bolna baru garo vae SMS gari diye

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Unkai lag6a maya malai unkai lag6a sok

Katai malai Lage6a ki Piratiko Rog

Raat ma 6aina nindra malai Dinma 6aina vok

Launa parvu milaye deuna Milana hune Yog

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Good Morning

I mean Good evening

Sorry !

Good Night

mmmm.........

I think time is no importtant

I just want to say

I miss u very much

>>>>>>hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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Not every bird can dance .but pcock did that

Not every flower can repressent luv , but rose did that.

Not every fren can reach to HEART but u did.

>>>>>happyanupa@yahoo.com

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What is live ?

Livve is love .

What is love ?

Love is Kissing.

What is kissing ?

Ccome here and i show U !!!!

>>>>>>hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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HI,

Now i m coming 2 meet u .

...in the way of sweetbreeze ... in the way of good wishes...

Just 2 say Good Morning !!!!

>>>>>>hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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Mujhe sms Karo aur pao Bumpeer prize, 19" TV ka Dibba, Dubai Jane waleJahaz ko Ta Ta karne ka Muqa , 10 Lakh wali car ka foto , Ek dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar

>>>>>>hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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LET THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DREAM COME 2 U 2NIGHT ,

LET THE SWETEST PERSON COME IN UR DREAM .

BUT DONT MAKE IT HABBIT COZ I M NOT FREE EVERY NIGHT,GOOD NIGHT

>>>>>>SAMITA

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Young girl praying :plz God marry me with intelligent man

God Replied : that is impossible , because intelligent men don't get married!!!!!

>>>>>hi2yatri@hotmail.com

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So sweet is ur smile .... so sweet is ur style ....

so sweet is ur voice

so sweet is ur eye...

C how sweetly i lie

>>>>happyanupa@yahoo.com

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Que: how much space u have in ur heart 4 me?

Options: 100% write song and send

99% call me

75% send sms

50% 1 mis call

0% no answer

>>>>happyanupa@yahoo.com

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Look at the Sun n u will see TIME .

Look in the Heart n u see LOVE.

Look in the eyes n u see LIFFE-------

Look at ur mobile n see who is RMEMBERING U ?????

>>>>>>>>SAMITA

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I THINK U R VERY CARLES, U COME N LEAVE 1 THING,NOW SEE WHAT U LEFT?

U JUST CAME IN MY MIND N LEFT SMILE ON MY FACE

>>>>>>>SAMITA

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Vul mero thiyo timilai chinina

Chot sahanu parla vanne maile janina

Santapharusahera timima ma ramaye

Dodharama parera sarakhusi tyo gumaye

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Timro mero pirati basyo kasari

Kina kina Timro jhalko aaun6a beshari

Mero maya sagar jasto susayera bag6a

Rat din harek pal timilai nai khoj6.

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

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Fulko chautarima basnelai k taha

Kadako bijai kasto hun6a vanera

Sukhako sagarma dubnelai k taha

Mutuko ghau kati dokha6a vanera !!!!!

>>>>>>sms_kraji@hotmail.com

FASLO SE INTZAAR BADHTA HAI,
INTZAAR SE PYAR BADHTA HAI,
SARI JINDGI KHUDA SE SAJDA KADO,
 TAB JAKAR APKE JAISA"YAAR" MIL TA HAI
MILJAYE KOI NAYA SATHI TO HAME NA BHULA DENA,
KOI RULAYE TUMHE TO HUME YAAD KAR LENA,
HUM TUMHARE "THY., HAI" AUR REHENGE,

KHUSHI NA SAHI GAM ME HI BULA DENA.

>>>>>>pinky_khatri143@yahoo.co.in

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FACT OF OUR LIFE:
WHEN EVER WE FIND THE KEY TO SUCCESS,
SOME IDIOT CHANGES THE LOCK,
SO,
LEAR TO BREAK THE DOORS.
APNE DIL KI SUNO,JAZBAAT SE KAM NA LO,
MUJHE YAAD RAKHO,BESHAK MERA NAAM NA LO,
AAPKA VEHAM HAI KI HUM BHOOL GAYE AAPKO,
AISA SOCH KE MERI DOSTI KA IMTIHAAN NA LO...................
POPULATION CONTROL SYSTEM IN BIHAR....................
HUM
DO
HAMARE
DO
USKE BAAD JITNE HO,
SARE PUNJAB BHEJ DO.............................!
DO YOU KNOW THE BEST COUPLES IN DIS UNIVERSE?
 
>>>>>>pinky_khatri143@yahoo.co.in 

 

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"SMILE& TEARS"
 
RARELY THEY MEET,
BUT WHEN THEY DO,
THAT BECOMES
 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND TOUCHING MOMENT EVER.
TEACHER SAY 2 STUDENT: APNE FATHER KA NAME ENGLISH ME BOLO,
STUDENT: BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERVAIR,
TEACHER: WHAT NONSENSE. ISKA MATLAB KIYA HAI,
STUDENT: ISKA MATLAB HAI  SUNDER LAL CHADDA.
BHIGA SA LAGTA HAI AALAM TUMHE,
BHIGI C LAGTI HAI SUBAH TUMHE,
BHIGA LAG RAHA HAI SARA JAHAN TUMHE,
 
UTH PAGAL TUNE SUSU KAR DIA HAI.....................
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

>>>>>>pinky_khatri143@yahoo.co.in

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KITNE AZIZ HO TUM YE BATAYE KAISE,
HAMARI SADGI TUMHE DIKHAYE KAISE,
 YAAD AAPKI ANMOL HAI HAMARE LIYE,
CHAND LFZO SE AAPKO SAMJHAYE KAISE......................
DEKHA HAI HAMNE YEH AAZMAKAR,
DHOKHA DE JATE HAI LOG AKSAR KARIB AAKAR,
KEHTI HAI DUNIYA PAR YEH DIL NAHI MANTA,
KYA TUM BHI CHOD JAOGE HAMEIN APNA BNAKAR...........
 

>>>>>>pinky_khatri143@yahoo.co.in

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WHAT IS FREIDNSHIP?
IT IS A SHIP LOADED WITH
 "LOVE", "CARE" AND "SHARE"
CROSSING THE SEA OF HEART HAVING NO WHEELS
OF "SORRY" AND "THANKS"
MURJHA GAYE PHOOL LEKIN BAHAR WAHI HAI,
DUR REHTE HAI PAR PYAR WAHI HAI,
JANTE HAIN MIL NAHI SAKTE AAPSE,
PAR IN AANKHON MAIN INTZAAR  WAHI HAI............

 

>>>>>>pinky_khatri143@yahoo.co.in

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HOTHON PE KHUSHI PAR AANKHON ME NAMI HAI,

MERE CELL ME JAISE AAPKE MASSAGE KI KAMI HAI,

AAPKE PAIGAM KE INTZAAR ME MERI SANS JAMI HAI,

KHAFA HO HAMSE YA MERA PYAR ME HI KUCH KAMI HAI..............

>>>>>>pinky_khatri143@yahoo.co.in

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